Charlie Sheen (Sean 'Topper' Harley), Lloyd Bridges (US-Präsident Thomas 'Tug' Benson), Valeria Golino (Ramada Rodham Hayman), Richard Crenna (Colonel Denton Walters), Rowan Atkinson (Dexter Hayman), Miguel Ferrer (Commander Arvid Harbinger), Kevin Dunn (Lieutenant Commander James Block), Brenda Bakke (Michelle Rodham Huddleston), Mitch Ryan (Gray Edwards), Michael Colyar (Williams), Ryan Stiles (Rabinowitz), Bill Irwin (Buzz Harley), Bruce A. Young ('Red' Herring), Efrem Zimbalist jr. (Wilson), Heidi Swedberg (Mary Thompson), Jon Cryer (Jim), Kristy Swanson (Kowalski), Cary Elwes (Kent Gregory), Ryan Cutrona (Captain Margolis), Jerry Haleva (Saddam Hussein), Ben Lemon (Team 2 Leader), Mark Arnott (Rosener), William O'Leary (Pete), David Wohl (Gerou), Jay Koch (Ronald Reagan), Ed Beheler (Jimmy Carter), Daniel T. Healy (George Bush), Larry Lindsey (Gerald Ford), Buck McDancer (Richard Nixon), Stuart Proud Eagle Grant (Geronimo), Bob Legionaire (Captain McCluskey-Doppelgänger), J.D. DeKranis (Michael Corleone-Doppelgänger), Dian Kobayashi (Mrs. Rodham Soto), Marie Thomas (Francine), Rosemary Johnston (Lavinia Rodham Benson), Ryan Fitzgerald (Scooter)