Joey Lauren Adams (Alyssa Jones), Ben Affleck (Holden McNeil), Jason Mewes (Jay), Fred Armisen (Merkin), Diedrich Bader (Security Guard), Johnny 'Bananas' Devenanzio (Guy with Banana), Melissa Benoist (Chronic), Marc Bernardin (Sleepy Blunt-Fan), Jason Biggs (Jason Biggs), Aparna Brielle (Jihad), Adam Brody (Clerk), Kevin Smith (Silent Bob und als er selbst), Harley Quinn Smith (Millennium 'Milly' Faulken), Matt Damon (Loki), Val Kilmer (Bluntman), Shannon Elizabeth (Justice Faulken), Brian O'Halloran (Dante Hicks)